Tim and Zuri’s Week 4 Picks:

Tim’s Picks:

Baltimore (+2) over NEW ENGLAND
Cincinnati (-7) over CLEVELAND
CHICAGO (-10) over Detroit
New York Giants (-10) over KANSAS CITY
Oakland (+9) over HOUSTON
INDIANAPOLIS (-11) over Seattle
Tampa Bay (+8 1/2) over WASHINGTON
Tennessee (-3) over JACKSONVILLE
Buffalo (0) over MIAMI
NEW ORLEANS (-8) over New York Jets
Dallas (-3) over DENVER
SAN FRANCISCO (-10) over St. Louis
San Diego (+6 1/2) over PITTSBURGH
Green Bay (+4) over MINNESOTA

Last Week: 10-5
Season: 26-21

Zuri’s Picks:

Baltimore (+2) over NEW ENGLAND
Cincinnati (-7) over CLEVELAND
CHICAGO (-10) over Detroit
New York Giants (-10) over KANSAS CITY
HOUSTON (-9) over Oakland
INDIANAPOLIS (-11) over Seattle
Tampa Bay (+8 1/2) over WASHINGTON
Tennessee (-3) over JACKSONVILLE
Buffalo (0) over MIAMI
NEW ORLEANS (-8) over New York Jets
Dallas (-3) over DENVER
SAN FRANCISCO (-10) over St. Louis
PITTSBURGH (-6 1/2) over San Diego
Green Bay (+4) over MINNESOTA

Last Week: 9-6
Season: 28-19

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Zuri’s Week 3 Picks:

Tennessee (+2) over NEW YORK JETS
HOUSTON (-4) over Jacksonville
PHILADELPHIA (-7 1/2) over Kansas City
BALTIMORE (-13 1/2) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-6 1/2) over TAMPA BAY
Washington (-6 1/2) over DETROIT
Green Bay (-6 1/2) over ST. LOUIS
San Francisco (+7) over MINNESOTA
Atlanta (+4 1/2) over NEW ENGLAND
SEATTLE (+2 1/2) over Chicago
New Orleans (-6) over BUFFALO
SAN DIEGO (-5) over Miami
OAKLAND (-2) over Denver
Indianapolis (+3) over ARIZONA
DALLAS (-8 1/2) over Carolina

Last Week: 10-6
Season: 19-13

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Tim’s Week 3 Picks:

Tennessee (+2) over NEW YORK JETS

I picked the Titans 1st overall to win the Super Bowl, and damn it, I will pick them to win each week until they do. I don’t care how much it costs me in this little competition. Jets have to lose sometime. Titans have to win sometime. Mark Sanchez has to look like a rookie at some point.

HOUSTON (-4) over Jacksonville

Just cause I’m pissed I picked the Jags last week and was off by some 40 points.

Kansas City (+7 1/2) over PHILADELPHIA

Just cause I hate the Eagles. It’s a big enough spread I feel it’s reasonable to pick the Chiefs.

BALTIMORE (-13 1/2) over Cleveland

The Ravens are the real deal. The Browns are the Browns. I hate a double digit spread, but I can’t pick against a great team when they’re going up against a terrible team.

New York Giants (-6 1/2) over TAMPA BAY

New York beat Dallas without a hint of a running game. If they can put together a balanced offense against the Bucs, they’re scoring 30+ once again. That’s something Byron Leftwich can’t do quite as easily.

DETROIT (+6 1/2) over Washington

I’m calling it. First Lions win since … 2006/7??? In fact, I’m calling it each and every week until they get it. Then I start bragging. Seriously though, that first win will probably come at home, and the Skins only beat the Rams by two, so it’s well within reach this week.

Green Bay (-6 1/2) over ST. LOUIS

I have no idea what to make of the Packers. They’re a lot like my Cowboys in that they’re constantly failing to live up to expectations. I’ll stick with them for another week.

San Francisco (+7) over MINNESOTA

This line is based on expectation, not performance. I hate to say this, but I think the Niners are pretty damn good. I haven’t said that in years, even when they won five of their last seven games in 2008. But they look good, maybe even playoff worthy. Defense is good, running game is good, and Shaun Hill isn’t pulling any Romo’s. I feel good about this pick, although my picks are as reliable as a coin toss.

Atlanta (+4 1/2) over NEW ENGLAND

This scared me.

Chicago (-2 1/2) over SEATTLE

Losing Hasselbeck changes a lot, and I’m still a big believer in the Bears.

New Orleans (-6) over BUFFALO

Drew Brees isn’t slowing down until at least November. The Bills can’t keep up.

Miami (+5) over SAN DIEGO

The Dolphins looked pretty good against Peyton and the Colts, and the Chargers are lucky they aren’t 0-2.

Denver (+2) over OAKLAND

Heard on the radio yesterday that JaMarcus Russell is completing about 35 percent of his passes. As much as I like the rest of that team, that sucks. Can’t win many games with a quarterback like that. That’s terrible for a backup QB.

Indianapolis (+3) over ARIZONA

Feels great to take Peyton Manning as an underdog.

DALLAS (-8 1/2) over Carolina

Bounce back game for Romo, like always. After losing to the Ravens in the final game at Texas Stadium, I was never under the impression that they couldn’t be beat in the first game at the new stadium. But losing two straight games? Impossible! Even if Delhomme’s six turnover games are behind him, he can’t just go cold turkey and the Cowboys are due for a turnover (zero so far this year). They just need a couple to help them get over a pretty high spread.

Last Week: 7-9
Season: 16-16

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Tim’s Week 2 Picks:

Oakland (+3) over KANSAS CITY

I’ve completely changed my mind about the Raiders in one week. I think their relatively strong finish last year (3-3) was a sign that they wouldn’t be the pushovers that everyone expected. Oh sure, they’ll find a way to lose most games, but this team is on the right track. If only they had drafted Brady Quinn. I say the Raiders cover and win here.

TENNESSEE (-6 1/2) over Houston

Houston is god-awful, and the Titans covered for me last week. The Jets, with a rookie quarterback, beat the crap out of them on their home field. Now they go to Tennessee. Good luck with that. I would’ve taken the Titans -14.

New England (-4) over NEW YORK JETS

Why do the Patriots bother to win if they’re not going to win big? Save the last second heroics for the postseason, fellas. I gotta take em again though, figuring Belichick will harass and confuse the hell out of Mark Sanchez. Brady looked a little cautious early on in his first real game back from injury. That offense got rolling as the game went on, and that will carry into week two.

Cincinnati (+9) over GREEN BAY

I’m one of the few that still sees the Bengals of three years ago with a high-powered offense. That was a long time ago. I’m still not ready to change my view. I’ll give em one more week. I don’t expect them to win, but let’s say it’s a 28-24 win for the Packers.

DETROIT (+10) over Minnesota

The Lions are going to win this game. I guarantee it. Or at least, they won’t lose by 10 or more. Yeah, that much I guarantee. They’re due for a win (obviously) and even though that’s a lame reason to pick a team, sometimes that’s the way things happen in the NFL. They should get run over, Minnesota should cover the spread, but I’m going to assume that some crazy, lucky shit happens for the Lions instead.

New Orleans (+1) over PHILADELPHIA

I love this pick almost as much as I loved picking against the Eagles last week, and I was about 40 points off on that one. The Saints going to show how bad this Philly defense can be when they don’t have Jake Delhomme’s eight turnovers. McNabb had some 70 yards passing as they put up 38 points. That’s a deceiving total. Whether he plays or not, New Orleans wins this one.

Carolina (+6 1/2) over ATLANTA

The Lions are due for a win, and Delhomme is due for a game with three or less turnovers, isn’t he? He can’t do this every week, even if that means he has to get benched to knock it off. I’d have more confidence in recently acquired A.J. Feeley right now. The Panthers are going to get a big running game going and Delhomme cuts out the turnovers. He might have only 50 yards passing, but if he doesn’t throw five picks then I’m fine with that.

WASHINGTON (-10) over St. Louis

I don’t think Washington is all that good, but I do think the Rams are that bad. They better get used to being huge underdogs.

JACKSONVILLE (-3) over Arizona

Super Bowl hangover continues for the Cardinals. They’ll be lucky to go 7-9 this year.

Seattle (+1 1/2) over SAN FRANCISCO

Another favorite pick of mine. Seattle is so underrated right now. Does nobody remember when they were holding open tryouts for receivers because of all the injuries? Now they’ve got em all back and added Houshmandzadeh (spelled it right on the first try). They’re going to win this division, and it would be wise to take these bets before everyone else realizes it.

BUFFALO (-4 1/2) over Tampa Bay

The Bills deserve it after a heart-breaking loss to open the season. Most importantly, they showed what they were capable of in nearly beating the Patriots. Had Leodis McKelvin kneeled down for a touchback, they would’ve had it. Things will be a little easier against Tampa.

Cleveland (+3) over DENVER

And the Broncos don’t deserve it. I hate hearing that Kyle Orton is 1-0 and Jay Cutler is 0-1, even though we all know who outplayed who.

Baltimore (+3) over SAN DIEGO

It’s always tough early on to know whether a team like the Chargers played a terrible game or if the Raiders played their best game. I was pretty impressed with Oakland, so I’m assuming that the Chargers will struggle like they did last year. Going 8-8 in the worst division in football and winning one playoff game shouldn’t make you a trendy pick for the Super Bowl. The Ravens defense should shut down the Chargers.

CHICAGO (+3) over Pittsburgh

I like the home field advantage in Chicago, and they did cover for me in week one. This is another one that should at least stay close, but they’ve got a better chance of winning with a need to not go 0-2. They might even find a way to put Roethlisberger out of the game. What worries me is if Aaron Rodgers can have that comeback touchdown, how easy will it be for Ben?

DALLAS (-3) over New York Giants

No way the Cowboys lose their first game in their new stadium. Of course, I said the same thing about their last game in their last stadium, but this time they’ve got a big ass TV to distract the other team.

Indianapolis (-3) over MIAMI

Not sure why this line is so low. The Colts edged out a win over the Jaguars, but that’s always been a tough game for them. They shouldn’t have a problem with a Miami team that was most likely a fluke last year.

Last week: 9-7
Season: 9-7

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Zuri’s Week 1 Picks:

PITTSBURGH (-6) over Tennesse
ATLANTA (-4) over Miami
BALTIMORE (-13) over Kansas City
Philadelphia (-1) over CAROLINA
CINCINNATI (-4) over Denver
Minnesota (-4) over CLEVELAND
HOUSTON (-4 1/2) over New York Jets
INDIANAPOLIS (-4) over Jacksonville
NEW ORLEANS (-13) over Detroit
Dallas (-6) over TAMPA BAY
San Francisco (+6 1/2) over ARIZONA
NEW YORK GIANTS (-6 1/2) over Washington
SEATTLE (-8) over St. Louis
NEW ENGLAND (-11) over Buffalo
SAN DIEGO (-9 1/2) over Oakland
GREEN BAY (-3 1/2) over Chicago

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Tim’s Week 1 Picks:

Tennessee Titans (+6) over PITTSBURGH

I picked the Titans first overall to win the Super Bowl, so I should probably take them to at least cover the spread in week 1. The Titans beat the Steelers in the regular season last year, and their defense is good enough to keep this game close. Pittsburgh’s offense isn’t explosive enough to cover this spread.

ATLANTA (-4) over Miami

Matt Ryan is going to be a stud in his second year. He’s going to be right up there with the Peyton Mannings of the league. Miami, meanwhile, was likely a fluke success story last season. They’ll come back down to earth. No way Chad Pennington outplays Ryan in the opener.

Kansas City (+13) over BALTIMORE

Baltimore’s offense should be improved with Joe Flacco in his second year, but I hesitate to pick them by two touchdowns. Kansas City has to be better than last year (2-14) and added a solid quarterback in Matt Cassel. Chiefs will lose, but not by that much.

CAROLINA (+1) over Philadelphia

Love that I don’t have to pick the Eagles already. Carolina was a damn good team last year, and for some reason aren’t getting much respect this year. I’m still not sure why people continue loving the Eagles. Panthers will run all over them with DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart.

CINCINNATI (-4) over Denver

Forget Kyle Orton, the Broncos defense is god-awful, and I’m expecting a bounce back year for Carson Palmer and Chad Ochocinco. They’re going to torch Denver. Orton won’t be as bad as people think, but he’s not the quarterback you want digging you out of a hole each and every week.

Minnesota (-4) over CLEVELAND

The Browns are on their way up with Brady Quinn at quarterback, but they’ve lost Kellen Winslow on offense and still haven’t done anything to help their defense. Good luck stopping Adrian Peterson, Chester Taylor and whoever plays quarterback for the Vikings.

HOUSTON (-4 1/2) over New York Jets

Not sold on the idea that the Texans will finally make the playoffs this season, or that Matt Schaub isn’t Mr. Glass, but a home game against a rookie quarterback is a great way to start the season.

Jacksonville (+7) over INDIANAPOLIS

The Colts will be much better than the Jags this season, but I’m thinking it takes them a few weeks to really get rolling. Jacksonville doesn’t have a great team, but they’re always a tough win, especially for Indy. Pounding Maurice Jones-Drew will keep this game close.

NEW ORLEANS (-13) over Detroit

Again, a home game against a rookie quarterback is a great way to start the season. When that team was winless last season, it’s even better. Keep the losing streak going, there’s no chance of Detroit slowing down the Saints offense.

Dallas (-6) over TAMPA BAY

Pretty reasonable spread for how much the Cowboys are being counted out by everybody. New coach, new defensive coordinator, no Derrick Brooks and Byron Leftwich starting at quarterback, I don’t see how the Cowboys lose this one. They should cover this one easily.

San Francisco (+6 1/2) over ARIZONA

Cardinals will win, but Niners will keep it close. Arizona was never a dominant team until the playoffs last year. Kurt Warner is another year older and San Francisco’s defense keeps getting better. I’m not buying that Shaun Hill is their savior, but I don’t want to give Arizona too much credit early in the season.

Washington (+6 1/2) over NEW YORK GIANTS

I see the Redskins in last place in the NFC East yet again, but the loss of Plaxico Burress really hurts the Giants offense and leaves them without a true No. 1 receiver. I’m not even sure Steve Smith can be a No. 2. New York’s rushing attack should be one of the best, but that’s not going to be enough to beat the Skins by 7.

SEATTLE (-8) over St. Louis

I’m extremely high on the Seahawks this year. I think they’ll destroy the NFC West, and it starts with the lowly Rams. This is a blowout win at home to set the tone for that division.

Chicago (+3 1/2) over GREEN BAY

Wow. This is the toughest game to call. I have no confidence in my pick. I like both of these teams to be contenders in the NFC.

NEW ENGLAND (-11) over Buffalo

Adding T.O. was not nearly enough to help the Bills. I see no reason the Pats can’t run through everybody again with Tom Brady healthy. I’m not sold on Trent Edwards, and firing your offensive coordinator a couple weeks before the season is bad, bad sign.

San Diego (-9 1/2) over OAKLAND

Al Davis sucks.

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No. 9 pick: Baltimore Ravens

Editor’s Note: This is part 9 of a 32-part series in which Tim and Zuri draft the teams they think have the best chance of winning the Super Bowl. All teams will be picked to ensure a winner, so check back, because someone will be making a case for the Lions and the greatest one-season turnaround in NFL history.

Expect Joe Flacco to copy Ben Roethlisberger and win a Super Bowl as a sophomore.

Expect Joe Flacco to copy Ben Roethlisberger and win a Super Bowl as a sophomore.

This Ravens team reminds me of the Super Bowl winning team the Steelers had a couple years ago. Ben Roethlisberger had shown as a rookie that he could lead a franchise, but there was no way he was winning a Super Bowl as a rookie. So, year two it was. I can see the same thing happening with Joe Flacco. It’s great that the Ravens finally found a franchise quarterback. Pretty sure it was on the first try after firing Brian Billick, who is apparently cursed with QBs.

And much like the Steelers, the Baltimore defense has been a constant for close to a decade. Any D with Ray Lewis has a chance to be top 5 in the league, especially with the talent they’ve got around him – Terrell Suggs and Ed Reed, among others.

Offensively, they’ve always been great at field goals, and those count for three points. So there’s that. Maybe they haven’t exactly upgraded their receiving corps, but they did add L.J. Smith, who was disappointing with Philadelphia. But he can turn it around, can’t he? I think I like him better now as a No. 2 tight end (and not on the Eagles) behind Todd Heap. Gives the offense a little flexibility. Also, Derrick Mason unretired. How do you not get pumped about this offense? Maybe their strongest point is a trio of running backs that all got the job done last year – Ray Rice, Willis McGahee and Le’Ron McClain. The Ravens ran for 2,376 yards in 2008, fourth best in the league.

Baltimore won the 2000 Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer at quarterback and I think Refrigerator Perry at wide receiver. Their defense may not be as dominant as it was back then, but they’ve remained consistent and have definitely upgraded their offense. Is that enough to give the franchise their second Super Bowl win? Well, they sure as hell have a better chance than Minnesota. No way a fair and just God will allow a 40-year-old quarterback who skipped every practice he could win the Super Bowl. Their best chance is if Favre goes down. A human sacrifice, if you will.

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Rick Pitino might blame you for his affair if youre not careful.

Rick Pitino might blame you for his affair if you're not careful.

I haven’t followed Rick Pitino’s career too closely. Wikipedia tells me he’s coached for the Knicks and Celtics in the NBA, as well as the University of Kentucky, University of Boston and now the University of Louisville in the college ranks. Apparently, he’s highly thought of as a coach. But I know what he sucks at – owning his mistakes. And because of that, I’m finding it hard to have any respect for the guy.

I’ll even admit I haven’t followed this situation too closely, but what I do know is that the good Catholic family man impregnated another woman and paid for her to get an abortion. Not great, Rick, but Michael Vick got a freaking standing ovation in his first game back after murdering dogs. Own the mistake, apologize, be humble, swear it won’t happen again, and I promise the public will forget in no time. He’s chosen to go another route, most recently saying ‘Hey, Ted Kennedy just died. Shouldn’t we be talking about that instead?’ Observe:
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No. 7 pick: Chicago Bears

Editor’s note: This is part 7 of a 32-part series in which Tim and Zuri draft the teams they think have the best chance of winning the Super Bowl. All teams will be picked to ensure a winner, so check back, because someone will be making a case for the Lions and the greatest one-season turnaround in NFL history.

Screw Brett Favre. Jay Cutler is the best move of the offseason.

Screw Brett Favre. Jay Cutler is the best move of the offseason.

Brett Favre has stolen all the attention, but trading for Jay Cutler was easily the biggest offseason move and turned the Bears into instant contenders. Yeah I know, he’s throwing it to Devin Hester and Earl Bennett instead of Brandon Marshall and Eddie Royal, but nobody will argue he’s a huge upgrade over Kyle Orton, Rex Grossman and every other Bears quarterback of the past 20 years. Hopefully he doesn’t get sucked into the same black hole or bermuda triangle.
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No. 5 pick: Dallas Cowboys

Editor’s note: This is part 5 of a 32-part series in which Tim and Zuri draft the teams they think have the best chance of winning the Super Bowl. All teams will be picked to ensure a winner, so check back, because someone will be making a case for the Lions and the greatest one-season turnaround in NFL history.

The Cowboys will soon add to this collection.

The Cowboys will soon add to this collection.

First let me tell you why the Eagles were a terrible pick for you, Zuri. Losing Brian Dawkins and defensive coordinator Jim Johnson (RIP) is going to hurt their defense, which has always kept them in games while Donovan McNabb threw ground balls. They have finally upgraded their receivers, but these guys are still a bit young to rely on. Finally, you could have saved this pick until No. 32 because there was no way in hell I was picking them. Bias be known.

Now then. Onto another bias. I’ve held out as long as I possibly can in picking the Cowboys. But I do believe in this pick. The 2009 Cowboys will be better than 2008. It’s addition by subtraction, as the saying goes, and I’m talking about Roy “Horsecollar” Williams, not T.O. Williams was a huge liability at strong safety. He wasn’t fast enough to cover anybody, got beat deep constantly, couldn’t locate the ball in the air, wasn’t a good tackler and wasn’t even a big hitter in his last couple years with the team. Getting rid of him will improve the defense, and I don’t care who ends up taking his place.

Dallas lost some of their big play potential when Owens was cut, but they’ve got a group of receivers – Roy E. Williams, Patrick Crayton, Miles Austin, Sam Hurd – and tight ends – Jason Witten, Martellus Bennett – that will keep the offensive production high, even if they have to drive the field in smaller chunks. They’ve also got one of the best running back committees in the NFL with Marion Barber, Felix Jones and Tashard Choice, and Tony Romo with another year of experience under his belt. For all the criticism he’s taken (undeserved in my opinion), McNabb has lost more big games and played worse in them than Romo.

DeMarcus Ware had 20 sacks in 2008.

DeMarcus Ware had 20 sacks in 2008.

Defensively, they’ve got the best pass rusher in the game in DeMarcus Ware – eight sacks as a rookie, 11.5 in year two, 14 in year three and 20 last year. Note in this video how Vick fared against him. Dallas finally has some depth at cornerback with last year’s drafting of Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick.

The Cowboys may have gotten rid of their most high profile players in Pacman Jones, T.O. and Tank Johnson, but they still have one of the most talented rosters in the league. And one of these years I’ll be right when I pick the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl.

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