Zuri’s Week 7 NFL picks
Mark Sanchez was the truth, all of like, two weeks ago. Now, I don't know what to think.

Mark Sanchez was the truth, all of like, two weeks ago. Now, I don't know what to think.

Ugh. Last week was just tough on the mojo. This week, we’re stepping our game up. A little late, but never debatable. Here are my Week 7 NFL picks:

Chargers (-6) over Chiefs
God the Chiefs suck. Matt Cassell can’t fix this. He can’t! There, I said it.

Colts (-15) over Rams
The worst team in the NFL is the St. Louis Rams. Yup. And I think Peyton Manning needs one of those Tom Brady games where throws up six touchdowns just to let people know he’s still Peyton Manning and that means weak teams like the Rams are likely to get lit up. I’ll enjoy the blowout, for sure.

Packers (-9 1/2) over the Browns
Why would you argue with this pick while the Cleveland Browns continue to be the circus of the midwest. They’re dangerously close to the Rams level of incompetence. -9 1/2 is more than surpassable.

Vikings (+6) over Steelers
So far, so good in Minnesota. Drinking the Brett Favre kool-aide until the guy throws his first three interception game. It’s possible this week, but that doesn’t mean the Steelers will trump a six-point spread.
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Michael Crabtree ain’t out the woods yet

Hey Michael, youre not out of the woods with me yet.

Hey Michael, you're not out of the woods with me yet.


When Michael Crabtree finally signed with San Francisco 49ers last week, there was a sigh of relief for owners all around (besides the Jets, I assume) because the sanctity of the slotted draft system and its capitulation that money be doled out according to draft number rather than actual value was once again preserved.

That’ll be another issue come collective bargaining time.

But for Crabtree, who foolishly had to take the money he was already offered (minus whatever he lost in the first four weeks), and which contains much fluff, as explained by ProFootballTalk.com, is at a loss.

At what loss?

Oh gosh, where do we start … Practice, bonding and building chemistry with quarterback Shaun Hill, entering the locker room seen as a selfish outsider (by outsiders admittedly) and failing the smell test come press conference time.

Nope, I didn’t like most of what he had to say. Full transcript here. I say most because he did make one point, which I think is worth sharing on this site after I blasted him for allowing his cousin to speak for him in my column for The Union.
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Zuri’s Week 6 NFL picks

The Jaguars and Bucs are getting on my nerves. How can you not hate them?

The Jaguars and Bucs are getting on my nerves. How can you not hate them?


Last week’s Seattle blowout of Jacksonville has me rethinking the AFC South, including Tampa Bay. There’s a lot o volatility in that division, and general suckiness. Be weary of those picks, they screwed me up last week.

Kansas City (+6 1/2) over Washington
The Redskins and the Chiefs suck. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think it’ll be close. In fact, if the Chiefs have any respectability, they may actually win this thing. On the other end, I see the ‘Skins spiraling out of control before I see them getting any better.

Cincinnati (-5 1/2) over Houston
Carson Palmer pleasantly surprised me with his comeback win last week over the Baltimore Ravens, leading to a 17-14 win for what I thought was another bungled Bengals season. He not only beat the spread, he won the game (against my own rumblings). And silently, the Bengals are 4-1, Chad Ochocinco has stayed out of the news (relatively speaking) and Houston (2-3) has surprisingly been in the dumps. Who would you pick, the hot or cold hand? (Hint: I shouldn’t have to ask these dumb questions.)

Cleveland (+14) over Pittsburgh
I know Cleveland is hapless, embarrassing, missing a legitimate quarterback and coach, and is generally the most surprising shitty team of ‘09, but I still think they’re good enough to beat this spread. Even against the defending Super Bowl champs.
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Super Bowl picks: The end all, have all post
The Arizona Cardinals are our No. 10 team to win the Super Bowl.

The Arizona Cardinals are our No. 10 team to win the Super Bowl.

When we last left you with our Super Bowl predictions, Tim had opined that Baltimore Ravens had the ninth best chance to win the Super Bowl, following the Titans, Patriots, Saints, Cowboys, Steelers, Bears and Vikings.

All of our previous predictions can be found here.

As I noted in an earlier post today, I’ve been slacking. So this is our catch up post, making an argument for the remaining 23 teams. There will be an argument made for the Lions. And this year’s “team irrelevant” is nowhere near based in reality. In fact, it’s based on magic. No joke.

So we put together this list before the season, and said to ourselves we’d write a post every day until we got through it all before the season started. And then when the season started, we said it was cool to just get it done soon. And then … well, you get the idea. Nuff said, let’s get to it.

No. 10 team to win the Super Bowl: Arizona Cardinals – Zuri
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Zuri’s week 5 NFL picks

Adrian Peterson is my No. 1. I'm pretty sure it's a consensus.

Adrian Peterson is my No. 1. I'm pretty sure it's a consensus.


I’ve got three guarantees this week. I’d like you to argue with me, willingly or not, if they’re not guarantees.

Surprise me. I dare you.

Vikings (-10 1/2) over Rams
This is one of the three gimmes of the week. The Rams suck big time, and I’m done thinking they can compete in the NFC West on the back of Stephen Jackson alone. End result: Rams go down hard, Peterson has stupendous day. Fantasy upside is huge here.

Cowboys (-8 1/2) over Chiefs
I don’t care how whack Tony Romo can be from week to week, he’s still a talent that has to be reckoned with. Marion Barber may be on the shelf, but this team is infinitely more talented than the Kansas City Cheap. I’m looking forward to the ‘Boys doubling the spread.

Panthers (-4) over Redskins
This may be my dumbest pick of the week. The ‘Skins are 2-2 and the Panthers are a lowly 0-3. It’s like a no-brainer for the guys that are looking at the win column. But methinks that the bye week the Panthers are coming off of will help fix all of the errors of Jake Delhomme and the team’s meager offense. Not to mention, Jonathan Stewart is banged up, and there’s some worry here. But I wholeheartedly believe that DeAngelo Williams is a good back, and with some carries in his back pocket, the Panthers will be in good hands. This is my upset of the week, even when they’re the favorite. How weird is that?
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Wow, I’ve been slacking over here…

So it’s a good time to catch up.

We’ve had three features at Addisports.com that haven’t been coming out on their respective dates: My column (on Tuesdays), our daily Superbowl picks (which will run out when we’re done with all 32 teams), and our weekly picks for NFL games (Wednesdays).

A large part of that is my fault. Been busy, what can I say. The other part is I’ve been busy. What can I say.

So I’ve been surprised to look at the traffic here and see that we’ve skyrocketed in terms of fandom, all because of one picture. View that here and below.

Tila Tequila is good for only one thing. Yes, that thing.

Tila Tequila is good for only one thing. Yes, that thing.

People seem to love that picture so much, they’re downloading it like a mofo. No lie.

Anyways, I couldn’t tell you where I got it. I just don’t remember. But it was definitely off the inter-web. And if my guess is any good, people are finding it the same way I did, by Google image search. (Of course, there were a couple of Bing nods as well.)

So expect some rapid fire posts today and some scheduled posts to appear throughout the week. Gotta get back on this saddle and make October go hard.

Cheers.

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Zuri’s Week 3 Picks:

Tennessee (+2) over NEW YORK JETS
HOUSTON (-4) over Jacksonville
PHILADELPHIA (-7 1/2) over Kansas City
BALTIMORE (-13 1/2) over Cleveland
New York Giants (-6 1/2) over TAMPA BAY
Washington (-6 1/2) over DETROIT
Green Bay (-6 1/2) over ST. LOUIS
San Francisco (+7) over MINNESOTA
Atlanta (+4 1/2) over NEW ENGLAND
SEATTLE (+2 1/2) over Chicago
New Orleans (-6) over BUFFALO
SAN DIEGO (-5) over Miami
OAKLAND (-2) over Denver
Indianapolis (+3) over ARIZONA
DALLAS (-8 1/2) over Carolina

Last Week: 10-6
Season: 19-13

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Tim’s Week 3 Picks:

Tennessee (+2) over NEW YORK JETS

I picked the Titans 1st overall to win the Super Bowl, and damn it, I will pick them to win each week until they do. I don’t care how much it costs me in this little competition. Jets have to lose sometime. Titans have to win sometime. Mark Sanchez has to look like a rookie at some point.

HOUSTON (-4) over Jacksonville

Just cause I’m pissed I picked the Jags last week and was off by some 40 points.

Kansas City (+7 1/2) over PHILADELPHIA

Just cause I hate the Eagles. It’s a big enough spread I feel it’s reasonable to pick the Chiefs.
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Zuri’s Week 2 NFL picks

Man, am I late or what? Been slacking on a couple of features here, just trying to catch up on some other stuff. But let me tell you, I’m kickin’ tail right now with these picks, getting 15 out of 16 picks right last week. Yeah, you heard me.

Now as far as beating the spread …. I was a meager 9-7. That 6 1/2 spread for the New York Giants over Washington game was pretty disappointing. But hey, you win some, you lose some.

No other comments necessary, other than you’re coming up on some dough if you follow my winners. Here’s my week 2 NFL picks with the home teams first:

SAN FRANCISCO (-1 1/2) over Seattle
Oakland (+3) over KANSAS CITY
ATLANTA (-6) over Carolina
Minnesota (-10) over DETROIT
GREEN BAY (-9) over Cincinnati
TENNESSEE (-7) over Houston
New England (-4) over NEW YORK JETS
New Orleans (even as of 9/17) over PHILADELPHIA
WASHINGTON (-10) over St. Louis
Arizona (+3) over JACKSONVILLE
BUFFALO (-5) over Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh (-3) over CHICAGO
Baltimore (+3) over SAN DIEGO
Cleveland (+3) over DENVER
New York Giants (+3) over DALLAS
Indianapolis (-3 1/2) over MIAMI

Last week: 9-7
Season: 9-7

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Tim’s Week 2 Picks:

Oakland (+3) over KANSAS CITY

I’ve completely changed my mind about the Raiders in one week. I think their relatively strong finish last year (3-3) was a sign that they wouldn’t be the pushovers that everyone expected. Oh sure, they’ll find a way to lose most games, but this team is on the right track. If only they had drafted Brady Quinn. I say the Raiders cover and win here.

TENNESSEE (-6 1/2) over Houston

Houston is god-awful, and the Titans covered for me last week. The Jets, with a rookie quarterback, beat the crap out of them on their home field. Now they go to Tennessee. Good luck with that. I would’ve taken the Titans -14.

New England (-4) over NEW YORK JETS

Why do the Patriots bother to win if they’re not going to win big? Save the last second heroics for the postseason, fellas. I gotta take em again though, figuring Belichick will harass and confuse the hell out of Mark Sanchez. Brady looked a little cautious early on in his first real game back from injury. That offense got rolling as the game went on, and that will carry into week two.

Cincinnati (+9) over GREEN BAY

I’m one of the few that still sees the Bengals of three years ago with a high-powered offense. That was a long time ago. I’m still not ready to change my view. I’ll give em one more week. I don’t expect them to win, but let’s say it’s a 28-24 win for the Packers.

DETROIT (+10) over Minnesota

The Lions are going to win this game. I guarantee it. Or at least, they won’t lose by 10 or more. Yeah, that much I guarantee. They’re due for a win (obviously) and even though that’s a lame reason to pick a team, sometimes that’s the way things happen in the NFL. They should get run over, Minnesota should cover the spread, but I’m going to assume that some crazy, lucky shit happens for the Lions instead.

New Orleans (+1) over PHILADELPHIA

I love this pick almost as much as I loved picking against the Eagles last week, and I was about 40 points off on that one. The Saints going to show how bad this Philly defense can be when they don’t have Jake Delhomme’s eight turnovers. McNabb had some 70 yards passing as they put up 38 points. That’s a deceiving total. Whether he plays or not, New Orleans wins this one.

Carolina (+6 1/2) over ATLANTA

The Lions are due for a win, and Delhomme is due for a game with three or less turnovers, isn’t he? He can’t do this every week, even if that means he has to get benched to knock it off. I’d have more confidence in recently acquired A.J. Feeley right now. The Panthers are going to get a big running game going and Delhomme cuts out the turnovers. He might have only 50 yards passing, but if he doesn’t throw five picks then I’m fine with that.

WASHINGTON (-10) over St. Louis

I don’t think Washington is all that good, but I do think the Rams are that bad. They better get used to being huge underdogs.

JACKSONVILLE (-3) over Arizona

Super Bowl hangover continues for the Cardinals. They’ll be lucky to go 7-9 this year.

Seattle (+1 1/2) over SAN FRANCISCO

Another favorite pick of mine. Seattle is so underrated right now. Does nobody remember when they were holding open tryouts for receivers because of all the injuries? Now they’ve got em all back and added Houshmandzadeh (spelled it right on the first try). They’re going to win this division, and it would be wise to take these bets before everyone else realizes it.

BUFFALO (-4 1/2) over Tampa Bay

The Bills deserve it after a heart-breaking loss to open the season. Most importantly, they showed what they were capable of in nearly beating the Patriots. Had Leodis McKelvin kneeled down for a touchback, they would’ve had it. Things will be a little easier against Tampa.

Cleveland (+3) over DENVER

And the Broncos don’t deserve it. I hate hearing that Kyle Orton is 1-0 and Jay Cutler is 0-1, even though we all know who outplayed who.

Baltimore (+3) over SAN DIEGO

It’s always tough early on to know whether a team like the Chargers played a terrible game or if the Raiders played their best game. I was pretty impressed with Oakland, so I’m assuming that the Chargers will struggle like they did last year. Going 8-8 in the worst division in football and winning one playoff game shouldn’t make you a trendy pick for the Super Bowl. The Ravens defense should shut down the Chargers.

CHICAGO (+3) over Pittsburgh

I like the home field advantage in Chicago, and they did cover for me in week one. This is another one that should at least stay close, but they’ve got a better chance of winning with a need to not go 0-2. They might even find a way to put Roethlisberger out of the game. What worries me is if Aaron Rodgers can have that comeback touchdown, how easy will it be for Ben?

DALLAS (-3) over New York Giants

No way the Cowboys lose their first game in their new stadium. Of course, I said the same thing about their last game in their last stadium, but this time they’ve got a big ass TV to distract the other team.

Indianapolis (-3) over MIAMI

Not sure why this line is so low. The Colts edged out a win over the Jaguars, but that’s always been a tough game for them. They shouldn’t have a problem with a Miami team that was most likely a fluke last year.

Last week: 9-7
Season: 9-7

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